Baldwin makes TV apology and consults with Dr. Phil | Entertainment | Reuters

Baldwin's recording is played all over the news, he goes on "The View" to apologize, then calls Dr. Phil for advice. Next, he'll go see Dr. McDreamy for a physical, call Wolfgang Puck to cook him and America's Next Top Model dinner, then start dating that unfunny chick he's on "30 Rock" with (whoever she is, who is from the latest unfunny seasons of SNL).