Sometimes I like to do some 419 baiting. This is when you get those scam emails and respond like you are interested. There can be some funny back-n-forth. But, although I don't feel sorry for the losers who get scammed, every time they email me is a time they don't email some white trash idiot who thinks someone in Nigeria is going to send them millions.

When I do this, I say my name is "Mike Oxlong", and I own a company called "Peenile Sukers, LLC". One of the main things while baiting is to get a photo of the person on the other end. They are always willing to send a stock photo, but it can be hard to get a new photo, with them holding or doing something you request. So far, I haven't had too much luck with that. I've had a few funny conversations, and only two people who actually wrote what I wanted on something and sent it to me, but not on a photo they took for the purpose. I generally request "Mike Oxlong and I love Peenile Suking", because I'm childish and that makes me giggle.

Anyways, I was just going through an old folder and found these. Figured I'd share.

Both him and his wife love Peenile Suking. Those Nigerian swingers!

That one was from "Monica Martins". I corresponded with "her" for about 2 weeks until she said I was treating her like a prostitute by asking for the photo of her with the sign in it.

Hopefully, I can find a good way to export my emails so they would be easy to post and read. I especially like the one where I correspond with "John Edwards", and keep asking about his run for VP and being a senator, and he keeps denying that's who he is.