The other night I was watching a show on A&E about meth. After a montage of dead bodies (killed in meth labs), they showed a couple who does meth. After they show the guy smoking meth, the guy is talking about how his wife can get him angry. It went like:

"Sometimes she can really p*beep* me off"

Dead bodies.. check
Showing people do meth.. check
Make sure you don't say the word "piss".. check