Why is it that toothpaste and mouthwash companies seem to think adults either like no taste, or mint. Things for kids have a full line of yummy flavors like strawberry and bubblegum. But, companies like Crest seem to think that once you reach a certain age, you crave wintergreen, peppermint or just mint.

I want some strawberry, tarter control, whitening flouride toothpaste which doesn't have a picture of a cartoon character on it and is for adults (kids toothpaste doesn't have whitening).