I got an email from a brother about updating contact info on our Fraternity website. So, a week later a get a nice big package containing an envelope and a bunch of material about where my money would go if I donate. I hate that shit. No "thanks for updating!" or "Glad you're back in touch!" The question is, what have you done for me lately? Nothing.. I'm not giving you any money.

I'll be sure to not update my info when I move to the new house.. otherwise I can look forward to years of begging for money.