Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston

This thing is just freaky. It looks like it was actually someone making a sex doll for themself, someone caught them, and they were like "Um.. er... uhhhh.. no no no.. it's a monument to Britney Spears! Yeahhhhhh... that's the ticket!" followed by the sound of his pants zipping up.

To further lend to my theory...

A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the “ideal” model for Pro-Life
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Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears’ baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career.

I mean, what a load of crap is that? Britney Spears isn't a poster child for Pro-Life.. she is a poster child for not using birth control and getting knocked up. She didn't put her family before her career. Her career was basically spiraling downhill one she married K-Fed, starting eating boxes of Ho-Ho's by the dozen, and became less appealing to the 12 year old girls and 40 year old men which liked her.