I always wonder why when you unsubscribe from a newsletter/mailing they send you an email saying you were unsubscribed. By unsubscribing I'm saying "Don't email me", so I then get an email saying they won't email me. Just don't email me.

I also hate the ones where they say it'll take a few days or a week to "process the request". What the hell is that? Do they have monkeys to go through the requests and 'approve' them? All this stuff should be automatic. Get my unsubscribe request and remove my email from the database, now.. not in a week. Don't try to get a few more mailings to me, just get me off your list.

And for Gods sake people, include a decent text version of your mailings. Some of us still don't use graphical email clients (like me) and some probably use things to not automatically see HTML. When you have no text version, it's useless. I don't want to "click a link to see it online".. I just want to read it. Your information shouldn't be contained in images, it should be contained in text content.